Could these blurry (yet handsome) pictures indeed be..
A CHEETAH MAN SIGHTING?!
One can only hope, because the beasts are very rare.
They are swift and strong, and can sweep a tall woman off her feet in SECONDS.
Very few have lived to see one up close.
And not to be saying they are violent creatures, however they are very
tricky, and can cause a person to fall off a cliff if their not careful!
WHEN ENCOUNTERING A CHEETAH MAN:
1. Make sure to stand at a cautious distance.
2. Watch out for his claws, because they are highly sharp, and can cut through METAL.
3. And lastly stay away from his strong, and manly muscles... because he can carry
his own weight and MOREE;)
If you encounter a Cheetah Man, please call 1-800-RACH for assistance!